Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article about Pentagon UFO files, China's Tianwen-2, and other science stories into a full forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly 1, 2, or 3).
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought.
- Write the ENTIRE story — no cutting short, include every detail/fact/insight.
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout — be a real person.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- Include specs, prices, dates, names.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources provided.
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Additional Sources Provided:**
- https://www.engadget.com/2213137/pentagon-releases-ufo-files-china-tianwen-2-science-news/ (wait, the original URL is slightly different: https://www.engadget.com/2213137/pentagon-releases-ufo-files-china-tianwen-2-asteroid-science-news/)
- The prompt says "If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post." I'll just stick to the original URL and maybe reference the related stories as links if I can format them, but the prompt says "Also see: <url1>, <url2>". I'll add a couple of the related stories as URLs.
- **Article Content to Cover:**
- Wally Funk died at 87 (Mercury 13, first female FAA inspector, oldest person in space record, etc.)
- Pentagon released 4th batch of UFO/UAP files on Friday (since May)
- Files from NASA, DOE, CIA, DOD, FBI, going back decades
- Contains paper scans, firsthand accounts, illustrations, photos, videos
- Rolling basis commitment
- New DNI panel dedicated to UAPs/national security risks, led by Avi Loeb
- China's Tianwen-2 reached asteroid 2016HO3 (Kamo'oalewa)
- Image taken from 12.4 miles (20 km) away
- Will stay for months, land, collect sample, return to Earth in late 2027
- Follows successful US/Japan sample return missions
- 2016HO3 is a quasi-satellite, ~100 ft diameter, loops around Earth, synced for centuries
- Paul Chodas (NASA CNEOS/JPL) explained it
- After asteroid, Tianwen-2 goes to main-belt comet 311P
- Related stories: Metal balls from space on Australia beaches, Game Boy Jupiter photo tutorial, China recovers rocket booster, FCC approves sun-reflecting space mirror, NASA transfers Maryland woodland to USFWS
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs? Yes, I'll aim for 2 or 3.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? I need to carefully count.
- Write ENTIRE story? Must include Wally Funk, UFO files details, Tianwen-2 details, related stories mentioned naturally.
- Exciting/casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info? Yes.
- End with Source line? Yes.
- Also see lines? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- Never less than 1 paragraph? Yes.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement):**
*Paragraph 1: Wally Funk + UFO Files*
We lost a true space legend this week when Wally Funk passed away at 87, and honestly, her story is just one of those things that makes you realize how much we took for granted back in the day. She was part of the Mercury 13, became the first female inspector for
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article about Pentagon UFO files, China's Tianwen-2, and other science stories into a full forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly 1, 2, or 3).
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought.
- Write the ENTIRE story — no cutting short, include every detail/fact/insight.
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout — be a real person.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- Include specs, prices, dates, names.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources provided.
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Additional Sources Provided:**
- https://www.engadget.com/2213137/pentagon-releases-ufo-files-china-tianwen-2-science-news/ (wait, the original URL is slightly different: https://www.engadget.com/2213137/pentagon-releases-ufo-files-china-tianwen-2-asteroid-science-news/)
- The prompt says "If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post." I'll just stick to the original URL and maybe reference the related stories as links if I can format them, but the prompt says "Also see: <url1>, <url2>". I'll add a couple of the related stories as URLs.
- **Article Content to Cover:**
- Wally Funk died at 87 (Mercury 13, first female FAA inspector, oldest person in space record, etc.)
- Pentagon released 4th batch of UFO/UAP files on Friday (since May)
- Files from NASA, DOE, CIA, DOD, FBI, going back decades
- Contains paper scans, firsthand accounts, illustrations, photos, videos
- Rolling basis commitment
- New DNI panel dedicated to UAPs/national security risks, led by Avi Loeb
- China's Tianwen-2 reached asteroid 2016HO3 (Kamo'oalewa)
- Image taken from 12.4 miles (20 km) away
- Will stay for months, land, collect sample, return to Earth in late 2027
- Follows successful US/Japan sample return missions
- 2016HO3 is a quasi-satellite, ~100 ft diameter, loops around Earth, synced for centuries
- Paul Chodas (NASA CNEOS/JPL) explained it
- After asteroid, Tianwen-2 goes to main-belt comet 311P
- Related stories: Metal balls from space on Australia beaches, Game Boy Jupiter photo tutorial, China recovers rocket booster, FCC approves sun-reflecting space mirror, NASA transfers Maryland woodland to USFWS
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs? Yes, I'll aim for 2 or 3.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? I need to carefully count.
- Write ENTIRE story? Must include Wally Funk, UFO files details, Tianwen-2 details, related stories mentioned naturally.
- Exciting/casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info? Yes.
- End with Source line? Yes.
- Also see lines? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- Never less than 1 paragraph? Yes.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement):**
*Paragraph 1: Wally Funk + UFO Files*
We lost a true space legend this week when Wally Funk passed away at 87, and honestly, her story is just one of those things that makes you realize how much we took for granted back in the day. She was part of the Mercury 13, became the first female inspector for