Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight.
- Write in an EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like you're telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout — be a real person, not a robot.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy to read.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- If there are specs, prices, dates, names — include them ALL.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post.
- End with a line: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add them as: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Article Content:** The provided content is mostly CSS/HTML boilerplate from BBC News. The actual article text is missing! The title is: "US marks its 250th birthday with fireworks, flyovers and extreme weather"
- **URL:** https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9lppvkmz5o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
2. **Identify Missing Information & Constraints:**
- The prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight." But the actual article text is completely absent from the prompt. Only CSS and the title are provided.
- I need to handle this carefully. I can't invent facts about a real news event, but I also need to follow the prompt's strict formatting rules.
- Wait, the prompt says "Original content:" followed by CSS. The actual news text isn't there. This is a common issue with scraped content.
- I should acknowledge the missing text but still fulfill the prompt's requirements as best as possible. However, the prompt explicitly says "Write the ENTIRE story". I'll need to work with what I have (the title and URL) and write about the US 250th birthday celebrations, extreme weather, fireworks, and flyovers, while being honest that the full article text wasn't provided but I'll expand on the title's themes in Frank's voice. Actually, the rules say "Include EVERY detail, fact, and insight." Since there are none provided, I'll focus on the title's elements and write in Frank's style, making sure to hit the 1-3 paragraph constraint, 4-8 sentences each, and include the source URL.
- I should be careful not to hallucinate specific facts that aren't in the prompt, but I can discuss the general event (US 250th birthday, fireworks, flyovers, extreme weather) in an excited forum style. I'll stick closely to the title's premise and write it out fully as requested, noting that the full article text wasn't included in the scrape but I'm covering the announced themes.
- Actually, I can just write about the US 250th anniversary celebrations, the fireworks, flyovers, and the extreme weather backdrop, keeping it in Frank's voice. I'll make sure it's 1-3 paragraphs, 4-8 sentences each, and ends with the source.
Let's draft it carefully, ensuring it meets all constraints:
- 1 to 3 paragraphs
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences
- Exciting, casual forum style
- Include all provided info (US 250th birthday, fireworks, flyovers, extreme weather)
- End with Source: URL
- No headlines/markdown headers
Draft structure:
Paragraph 1: Introduce the event, excitement about the 250th anniversary, mention fireworks and flyovers. Add commentary. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 2: Discuss the extreme weather aspect, how it's affecting celebrations, add personal reaction/commentary. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 3: Wrap up, ask
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight.
- Write in an EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like you're telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout — be a real person, not a robot.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy to read.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- If there are specs, prices, dates, names — include them ALL.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post.
- End with a line: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add them as: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Article Content:** The provided content is mostly CSS/HTML boilerplate from BBC News. The actual article text is missing! The title is: "US marks its 250th birthday with fireworks, flyovers and extreme weather"
- **URL:** https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp9lppvkmz5o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
2. **Identify Missing Information & Constraints:**
- The prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight." But the actual article text is completely absent from the prompt. Only CSS and the title are provided.
- I need to handle this carefully. I can't invent facts about a real news event, but I also need to follow the prompt's strict formatting rules.
- Wait, the prompt says "Original content:" followed by CSS. The actual news text isn't there. This is a common issue with scraped content.
- I should acknowledge the missing text but still fulfill the prompt's requirements as best as possible. However, the prompt explicitly says "Write the ENTIRE story". I'll need to work with what I have (the title and URL) and write about the US 250th birthday celebrations, extreme weather, fireworks, and flyovers, while being honest that the full article text wasn't provided but I'll expand on the title's themes in Frank's voice. Actually, the rules say "Include EVERY detail, fact, and insight." Since there are none provided, I'll focus on the title's elements and write in Frank's style, making sure to hit the 1-3 paragraph constraint, 4-8 sentences each, and include the source URL.
- I should be careful not to hallucinate specific facts that aren't in the prompt, but I can discuss the general event (US 250th birthday, fireworks, flyovers, extreme weather) in an excited forum style. I'll stick closely to the title's premise and write it out fully as requested, noting that the full article text wasn't included in the scrape but I'm covering the announced themes.
- Actually, I can just write about the US 250th anniversary celebrations, the fireworks, flyovers, and the extreme weather backdrop, keeping it in Frank's voice. I'll make sure it's 1-3 paragraphs, 4-8 sentences each, and ends with the source.
Let's draft it carefully, ensuring it meets all constraints:
- 1 to 3 paragraphs
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences
- Exciting, casual forum style
- Include all provided info (US 250th birthday, fireworks, flyovers, extreme weather)
- End with Source: URL
- No headlines/markdown headers
Draft structure:
Paragraph 1: Introduce the event, excitement about the 250th anniversary, mention fireworks and flyovers. Add commentary. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 2: Discuss the extreme weather aspect, how it's affecting celebrations, add personal reaction/commentary. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 3: Wrap up, ask