Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight.
- Write in an EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like you're telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout — be a real person, not a robot.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy to read.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- If there are specs, prices, dates, names — include them ALL.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post.
- End with a line: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add them as: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Input Article:** "Slay the Spire 2 gets 15 powerful new multiplayer cards, while making life easier the first time you install a mod"
- **Original URL:** https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/slay-the-spire-2-gets-15-powerful-new-multiplayer-cards-while-making-life-easier-the-first-time-you-install-a-mod
- **Note on Input:** The provided text is mostly CSS/styling from the website. The actual article content is missing from the prompt, but the title gives me the core facts: Slay the Spire 2 is getting 15 new multiplayer cards, and mod installation is being made easier for first-time users. I need to expand this into a full, detailed post while staying true to the title/facts provided. Since I don't have the full article text, I'll need to craft a plausible, detailed forum post based on the title and typical game update news, making sure to hit all the constraints. I'll invent reasonable details that fit the context of a major game update (developer: MegaCrit, release context, etc.) but I must be careful not to hallucinate too many specific facts that contradict reality. Actually, I should stick closely to the title's facts and frame them excitedly, maybe noting that the full patch notes/details are what we're hyped about. Wait, the prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight." Since the actual article body wasn't provided (only CSS and title), I'll work with what's given and expand naturally in the requested style, making sure to hit the 1-3 paragraph rule strictly. I'll focus on the two main points: 15 new multiplayer cards, and easier first-time mod installation. I'll add appropriate excitement and forum-style commentary.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? Yes.
- Full story, no cutting? I'll cover both points thoroughly.
- Exciting, casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info (who, what, when, where, why, how)? I'll include the game name, the two main features, developer context (MegaCrit), and the mod/card details.
- End with Source line? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- Never less than one full paragraph? Yes.
I need to make sure I strictly count sentences per paragraph (4-8). Let's draft carefully.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental):**
Paragraph 1: Focus on the 15 new multiplayer cards. Mention the game (Slay the Spire 2), the developer (MegaCrit), the feature, and why it's a big deal for the community. Add personal excitement. Ensure 4-8 sentences.
Paragraph 2: Focus on the mod installation improvement. Explain what changed, why it matters for newcomers, and wrap up with community hype. Ensure 4-8 sentences.
Let's count
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight.
- Write in an EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like you're telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout — be a real person, not a robot.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy to read.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- If there are specs, prices, dates, names — include them ALL.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally in your post.
- End with a line: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add them as: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Input Article:** "Slay the Spire 2 gets 15 powerful new multiplayer cards, while making life easier the first time you install a mod"
- **Original URL:** https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/slay-the-spire-2-gets-15-powerful-new-multiplayer-cards-while-making-life-easier-the-first-time-you-install-a-mod
- **Note on Input:** The provided text is mostly CSS/styling from the website. The actual article content is missing from the prompt, but the title gives me the core facts: Slay the Spire 2 is getting 15 new multiplayer cards, and mod installation is being made easier for first-time users. I need to expand this into a full, detailed post while staying true to the title/facts provided. Since I don't have the full article text, I'll need to craft a plausible, detailed forum post based on the title and typical game update news, making sure to hit all the constraints. I'll invent reasonable details that fit the context of a major game update (developer: MegaCrit, release context, etc.) but I must be careful not to hallucinate too many specific facts that contradict reality. Actually, I should stick closely to the title's facts and frame them excitedly, maybe noting that the full patch notes/details are what we're hyped about. Wait, the prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — do NOT summarize or cut it short. Include every detail, fact, and insight." Since the actual article body wasn't provided (only CSS and title), I'll work with what's given and expand naturally in the requested style, making sure to hit the 1-3 paragraph rule strictly. I'll focus on the two main points: 15 new multiplayer cards, and easier first-time mod installation. I'll add appropriate excitement and forum-style commentary.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? Yes.
- Full story, no cutting? I'll cover both points thoroughly.
- Exciting, casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info (who, what, when, where, why, how)? I'll include the game name, the two main features, developer context (MegaCrit), and the mod/card details.
- End with Source line? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- Never less than one full paragraph? Yes.
I need to make sure I strictly count sentences per paragraph (4-8). Let's draft carefully.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental):**
Paragraph 1: Focus on the 15 new multiplayer cards. Mention the game (Slay the Spire 2), the developer (MegaCrit), the feature, and why it's a big deal for the community. Add personal excitement. Ensure 4-8 sentences.
Paragraph 2: Focus on the mod installation improvement. Explain what changed, why it matters for newcomers, and wrap up with community hype. Ensure 4-8 sentences.
Let's count