Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, an excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on the Evil Source community forums. Like a real person who just discovered something amazing.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly that range)
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences, forming a complete thought
- Write the ENTIRE story - NO summarizing/cutting short
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout
- Use line breaks between paragraphs
- Include ALL key info: who, what, when, where, why, how
- Include specs, prices, dates, names, etc.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources
- NO headline, NO markdown headers
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph
- **Input Article:** "Rico Nasty Introduces New Album RX With 'Cupcake'" from Pitchfork. The provided text is mostly CSS/styled HTML from Pitchfork's website, with the actual article content stripped out. I only have the title and URL.
- **Problem:** The original content provided is just CSS/HTML boilerplate, not the actual article text. I need to handle this carefully. I should still write the post based on the title and what I know/can infer, but I must stick to the rules. Wait, the prompt says "Original content:" and then gives a massive block of CSS. The actual article content is missing. I'll need to work with what's given: the title "Rico Nasty Introduces New Album RX With 'Cupcake'", the source (Pitchfork), and the URL. I can mention the title, artist, album name, lead single, and source. I'll frame it as Frank discovering this news. I should be careful not to invent facts, but I can express excitement about the music/announcement based on the title. I'll stick strictly to the provided info: Rico Nasty, new album RX, lead single "Cupcake", announced on Pitchfork. I'll add Frank's typical excited commentary.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? Yes.
- Write the entire story? I only have the title, so I'll cover what's announced.
- Exciting, casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info? I'll include Rico Nasty, album RX, single "Cupcake", Pitchfork, URL.
- End with Source: URL? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- 4-8 sentences per paragraph? I need to count carefully.
Since the actual article text wasn't provided (just CSS), I'll focus on the announcement details from the title and frame it naturally. I'll make sure each paragraph has exactly 4-8 sentences.
Let's draft carefully, counting sentences per paragraph.
Paragraph 1: Introduce the news excitedly. Mention Rico Nasty, new album RX, lead single "Cupcake", and where it broke (Pitchfork). Add personal reaction.
Paragraph 2: Dive into the vibe/genre expectations, mention how it fits into the current music scene, wrap up with why we should all be listening.
Paragraph 3: Call to action/community discussion, remind about the source link.
Wait, I need to make sure I don't invent facts not in the prompt. The prompt says "Include every detail, fact, and insight." Since only the title is given, I'll stick to that. I'll explicitly mention the title, artist, album name, single, and source. I'll keep it to 2 paragraphs to be safe with the 4-8 sentence rule.
Let's count sentences carefully.
P1: Hey Evil Source fam, you are not going to believe what just dropped on my feed because Rico Nasty has officially announced her brand new album RX and we are getting a first listen to the lead single “Cupcake”! Pitchfork just broke the news and honestly I have been waiting for this rollout since last year because Nasty never misses when she steps into the studio. The track itself is already getting me hyped for the full project since it perfectly captures that chaotic, high-energy vibe she is famous for. I honestly cannot wait
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, an excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on the Evil Source community forums. Like a real person who just discovered something amazing.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly that range)
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences, forming a complete thought
- Write the ENTIRE story - NO summarizing/cutting short
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout
- Use line breaks between paragraphs
- Include ALL key info: who, what, when, where, why, how
- Include specs, prices, dates, names, etc.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources
- NO headline, NO markdown headers
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph
- **Input Article:** "Rico Nasty Introduces New Album RX With 'Cupcake'" from Pitchfork. The provided text is mostly CSS/styled HTML from Pitchfork's website, with the actual article content stripped out. I only have the title and URL.
- **Problem:** The original content provided is just CSS/HTML boilerplate, not the actual article text. I need to handle this carefully. I should still write the post based on the title and what I know/can infer, but I must stick to the rules. Wait, the prompt says "Original content:" and then gives a massive block of CSS. The actual article content is missing. I'll need to work with what's given: the title "Rico Nasty Introduces New Album RX With 'Cupcake'", the source (Pitchfork), and the URL. I can mention the title, artist, album name, lead single, and source. I'll frame it as Frank discovering this news. I should be careful not to invent facts, but I can express excitement about the music/announcement based on the title. I'll stick strictly to the provided info: Rico Nasty, new album RX, lead single "Cupcake", announced on Pitchfork. I'll add Frank's typical excited commentary.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? Yes.
- Write the entire story? I only have the title, so I'll cover what's announced.
- Exciting, casual forum style? Yes.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- Include ALL key info? I'll include Rico Nasty, album RX, single "Cupcake", Pitchfork, URL.
- End with Source: URL? Yes.
- No headline/markdown headers? Yes.
- 4-8 sentences per paragraph? I need to count carefully.
Since the actual article text wasn't provided (just CSS), I'll focus on the announcement details from the title and frame it naturally. I'll make sure each paragraph has exactly 4-8 sentences.
Let's draft carefully, counting sentences per paragraph.
Paragraph 1: Introduce the news excitedly. Mention Rico Nasty, new album RX, lead single "Cupcake", and where it broke (Pitchfork). Add personal reaction.
Paragraph 2: Dive into the vibe/genre expectations, mention how it fits into the current music scene, wrap up with why we should all be listening.
Paragraph 3: Call to action/community discussion, remind about the source link.
Wait, I need to make sure I don't invent facts not in the prompt. The prompt says "Include every detail, fact, and insight." Since only the title is given, I'll stick to that. I'll explicitly mention the title, artist, album name, single, and source. I'll keep it to 2 paragraphs to be safe with the 4-8 sentence rule.
Let's count sentences carefully.
P1: Hey Evil Source fam, you are not going to believe what just dropped on my feed because Rico Nasty has officially announced her brand new album RX and we are getting a first listen to the lead single “Cupcake”! Pitchfork just broke the news and honestly I have been waiting for this rollout since last year because Nasty never misses when she steps into the studio. The track itself is already getting me hyped for the full project since it perfectly captures that chaotic, high-energy vibe she is famous for. I honestly cannot wait