Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- Include ALL specs, prices, dates, names.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources.
- NO headline, NO markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Original Content:** Covers upcoming Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 games & accessories for July & August 2026. Key games: Rhythm Heaven Groove (July 2, Switch 1), Splatoon Raiders (July 23, Switch 2), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (Aug 11, Switch 2), EA Sports Madden NFL 27 (Aug 13, Switch 2), Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2 (Aug 27, Switch 1 & 2), Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition (Aug 28, Switch 2). Mentions Deep Cut amiibo for Splatoon. Mentions pre-order prices. Mentions Nintendo Life guide. Also mentions related articles: "Preview Splatoon Raiders Promises The Single-Player Splatting I Always Wanted", "Raiders of the Lost Carp".
- **Note on Constraints:** I need to be VERY careful with the paragraph count (1-3) and sentence count per paragraph (4-8). I must include EVERY detail from the article, which is quite a lot. I'll need to pack information densely but keep it conversational. I'll aim for 2 paragraphs to comfortably fit everything while respecting the 4-8 sentence rule per paragraph. Wait, the rule says "A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences." So I need to carefully count sentences.
2. **Deconstruct Original Content for Key Details:**
- July 2: Rhythm Heaven Groove (Switch 1) - final first-party Switch 1 game, £33.99/$39.99, features Tsunku♂ tracks, gameplay involves timing button presses to beats, chopping veggies, bouncing fruit off biceps, bird flapping. (Author reviewed it, gave 8/10, confirmed it's a true Rhythm Heaven game).
- July 23: Splatoon Raiders (Switch 2) - single-player spin-off, launch with Deep Cut amiibo trio, play as mechanic working with Deep Cut on Spirhalite Islands, customize character, use gadgets/ink weapons, fight Salmonids for treasure. Pre-orders: £41.99/$49.99/$59.99. Deep Cut amiibo trio: $24.99.
- August 11: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (Switch 2)
- August 13: EA Sports Madden NFL 27 (Switch 2)
- August 27: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2 (Switch 1 & 2)
- August 28: Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition (Switch 2)
- Konami and From Software bringing heavy hitters in August alongside Bethesda.
- Platform: Switch 1 & 2.
- Source: Nintendo Life guide by Gavin Lane.
- Related articles: "Preview Splatoon Raiders Promises The Single-Player Splatting I Always Wanted", "Raiders of the Lost Carp"
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement - Paragraph 1: July Games + August Heavy Hitters):**
I need to pack this into 1-3 paragraphs, each with exactly 4-8 sentences. Let's aim for 2 paragraphs.
*Paragraph 1 (July releases & August lineup):*
Alright everyone, grab your controllers because the Nintendo Summer of
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source community forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style — like telling friends about something mind-blowing.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- Include ALL specs, prices, dates, names.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>' if additional sources.
- NO headline, NO markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Original Content:** Covers upcoming Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 games & accessories for July & August 2026. Key games: Rhythm Heaven Groove (July 2, Switch 1), Splatoon Raiders (July 23, Switch 2), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (Aug 11, Switch 2), EA Sports Madden NFL 27 (Aug 13, Switch 2), Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2 (Aug 27, Switch 1 & 2), Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition (Aug 28, Switch 2). Mentions Deep Cut amiibo for Splatoon. Mentions pre-order prices. Mentions Nintendo Life guide. Also mentions related articles: "Preview Splatoon Raiders Promises The Single-Player Splatting I Always Wanted", "Raiders of the Lost Carp".
- **Note on Constraints:** I need to be VERY careful with the paragraph count (1-3) and sentence count per paragraph (4-8). I must include EVERY detail from the article, which is quite a lot. I'll need to pack information densely but keep it conversational. I'll aim for 2 paragraphs to comfortably fit everything while respecting the 4-8 sentence rule per paragraph. Wait, the rule says "A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences." So I need to carefully count sentences.
2. **Deconstruct Original Content for Key Details:**
- July 2: Rhythm Heaven Groove (Switch 1) - final first-party Switch 1 game, £33.99/$39.99, features Tsunku♂ tracks, gameplay involves timing button presses to beats, chopping veggies, bouncing fruit off biceps, bird flapping. (Author reviewed it, gave 8/10, confirmed it's a true Rhythm Heaven game).
- July 23: Splatoon Raiders (Switch 2) - single-player spin-off, launch with Deep Cut amiibo trio, play as mechanic working with Deep Cut on Spirhalite Islands, customize character, use gadgets/ink weapons, fight Salmonids for treasure. Pre-orders: £41.99/$49.99/$59.99. Deep Cut amiibo trio: $24.99.
- August 11: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered (Switch 2)
- August 13: EA Sports Madden NFL 27 (Switch 2)
- August 27: Metal Gear Solid: Master Collection Vol. 2 (Switch 1 & 2)
- August 28: Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition (Switch 2)
- Konami and From Software bringing heavy hitters in August alongside Bethesda.
- Platform: Switch 1 & 2.
- Source: Nintendo Life guide by Gavin Lane.
- Related articles: "Preview Splatoon Raiders Promises The Single-Player Splatting I Always Wanted", "Raiders of the Lost Carp"
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement - Paragraph 1: July Games + August Heavy Hitters):**
I need to pack this into 1-3 paragraphs, each with exactly 4-8 sentences. Let's aim for 2 paragraphs.
*Paragraph 1 (July releases & August lineup):*
Alright everyone, grab your controllers because the Nintendo Summer of