Here's a thinking process:

1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4.
- Include EVERY detail, fact, insight from the article.
- Exciting, casual, direct forum style.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how.
- Include specs, prices, dates, names.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided (none provided here, but I'll stick to the original URL).
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Do NOT write a headline or use markdown headers.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Article Content:** Trump's plan to redesign every .gov website leads to AI-designed horrors. National Design Studio (NDS) created last August by executive order. DOGE-like entity answering only to the president. Tasked with updating US Web Design System (USWDS) and overhauling 27,000 dot-gov websites in 3 years ("America by Design"). Assigned to a small team under short timeframe. Made harder by DOGE cuts to agencies (dismantled 18F, restructured US Digital Service into DOGE). USWDS team reduced to 1 FTE after Trump took office. Only 30% of gov websites used USWDS as of mid-2023. About a year in, NDS hasn't accomplished much. Biggest achievement: modernizing federal retirement system. Former workers accuse admin of "false victories and overstated credit." Other output meager, backlash from design experts over heavy AI reliance and failure to test for ADA compliance. Most agencies resisting connecting with NDS. Ars review: most launched sites are single pages with sign-up forms. TrumpRX most useful (drug price search). Many new domains (live.gov, onlyfarms.gov, aliens.gov, why.gov) redirect to legacy sites. 250.gov redirects to dot-org (unusual, erodes trust). ndstudio.gov catalogs launches, shares timeline, discusses AI/accessibility, encourages designers to apply, briefly hosted $47 MAHA poster and $400 collector's edition with RFK Jr.'s autograph. Store disappeared after White House questions about profits. Spokesperson said posters were never "actually for sale," no purchase button. merrychristmas.gov has 12 days of Christmas pages. Joe Gebbia (Airbnb co-founder, chief design officer) wants gov sites to feel like "Apple Store-like experience." TrumpRX.gov AI image mocked: child with six toes running to starless American flag. Contradicts Biden directive to not "alarm or frighten users." Design fo... (article cuts off, but I'll work with what's given).

2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences.
- Include EVERY detail from the article.
- Exciting, casual forum style.
- Add commentary/opinions.
- Line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key info (names, dates, specs, prices, etc.).
- End with Source line.
- No headline/markdown headers.
- Must be 1-3 paragraphs total.

I need to carefully count sentences per paragraph (4-8) and ensure the total paragraph count is 1-3. I'll aim for 2 paragraphs to comfortably fit everything while staying within the 4-8 sentence limit per paragraph. Wait, 2 paragraphs x 8 sentences max = 16 sentences. That might be tight for ALL the details. Let me aim for 3 paragraphs, each exactly 4-8 sentences. I'll need to be concise but still include every detail. Actually, the constraint says "Include every detail, fact, and insight." but also "4-8 sentences per paragraph." This is a classic tension in prompt engineering. I'll need to pack information densely into each sentence while keeping the exact sentence count within bounds.

Let's draft carefully.

Paragraph 1: Focus on the origin, mandate, and current status of NDS.
Paragraph 2: Focus on the actual launches, domains, pricing/store, and design philosophy.
Paragraph 3: Focus on the backlash, AI failures, agency resistance, and ADA/compliance