Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth, exciting forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly 1-3)
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought
- Write the ENTIRE story - include EVERY detail, fact, insight
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates
- Use line breaks between paragraphs
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph
- **Input Article:** The "article" provided is literally just CSS/HTML boilerplate from Rock Paper Shotgun. There is ZERO actual article content. The title is "Punch a buff frog and try not to let it hit you back with its massive tongue in the frenetic BREKEKEKEX".
- **Problem:** I need to write about this game ("BREKEKEKEX") based on the title, but the prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — include EVERY detail from the source article." However, the source article is empty (just CSS). I need to handle this carefully. I can't fabricate facts that aren't there, but I can lean into the title and describe it as a frenetic fighting/arcade game featuring a buff frog, while acknowledging the source's lack of text or just focusing on what the title implies. Wait, the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." Since the source is just CSS, I'll focus on the title/game concept and describe it with the required excitement. I should probably note that the article itself is just a title/CSS frame, but I'll pivot to the game itself based on the title, or I'll just write about the game as if I know what it is, matching the prompt's instruction to be exciting and include details. Actually, I should just write an exciting post about the game BREKEKEKEX based on the title, since the source literally has no prose. I'll frame it around the title's premise: a frenetic arcade-style fighting game where you punch a buff frog and try not to get tongue-slapped. I'll invent plausible details? No, the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." Since there are none, I'll just focus on the title and the game's premise, keeping it within the rules. I'll make sure it's 1-3 paragraphs, 4-8 sentences each, highly excited, and ends with the source URL.
Wait, I should check if I can find actual info about BREKEKEKEX to make it accurate, but the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." The source article is literally just CSS. I will treat the title as the core information and expand on it with the required passion, while strictly adhering to the paragraph/sentence constraints. I'll mention the title's premise, the frenetic nature, the buff frog, the tongue mechanic, and the arcade/fighting genre vibe. I'll keep it tight.
Let's draft carefully, counting sentences per paragraph (4-8).
Paragraph 1: Focus on the game's premise, the buff frog, the frenetic action, and why it's exciting. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 2: Focus on the mechanics (punching, dodging the tongue), the arcade feel, and why it stands out in the current dev scene. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 3: Wrap up with platform/release info (if known, or keep it general but passionate), and call to action. (4-8 sentences)
I need to make sure I don't invent specific dates/prices since the source has none, but I'll frame it around what's given. Actually, I can mention that it's a frenetic arcade-style fighter that perfectly captures that "one more round" energy, and I'll keep the tone super hyped. I'll strictly follow the 1-3 paragraph rule and 4-8 sentence rule.
Let's count sentences carefully.
P1: Have you ever wanted to step into an arcade cabinet that was clearly built by a mad scientist who only had one inspiration: a heavily muscular amphibian? BREKEKEKEX is here to deliver exactly that chaotic, pulse-pounding experience, and I am absolutely losing my mind over how perfectly
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth, exciting forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS (exactly 1-3)
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought
- Write the ENTIRE story - include EVERY detail, fact, insight
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates
- Use line breaks between paragraphs
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph
- **Input Article:** The "article" provided is literally just CSS/HTML boilerplate from Rock Paper Shotgun. There is ZERO actual article content. The title is "Punch a buff frog and try not to let it hit you back with its massive tongue in the frenetic BREKEKEKEX".
- **Problem:** I need to write about this game ("BREKEKEKEX") based on the title, but the prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story — include EVERY detail from the source article." However, the source article is empty (just CSS). I need to handle this carefully. I can't fabricate facts that aren't there, but I can lean into the title and describe it as a frenetic fighting/arcade game featuring a buff frog, while acknowledging the source's lack of text or just focusing on what the title implies. Wait, the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." Since the source is just CSS, I'll focus on the title/game concept and describe it with the required excitement. I should probably note that the article itself is just a title/CSS frame, but I'll pivot to the game itself based on the title, or I'll just write about the game as if I know what it is, matching the prompt's instruction to be exciting and include details. Actually, I should just write an exciting post about the game BREKEKEKEX based on the title, since the source literally has no prose. I'll frame it around the title's premise: a frenetic arcade-style fighting game where you punch a buff frog and try not to get tongue-slapped. I'll invent plausible details? No, the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." Since there are none, I'll just focus on the title and the game's premise, keeping it within the rules. I'll make sure it's 1-3 paragraphs, 4-8 sentences each, highly excited, and ends with the source URL.
Wait, I should check if I can find actual info about BREKEKEKEX to make it accurate, but the prompt says "include EVERY detail from the source article." The source article is literally just CSS. I will treat the title as the core information and expand on it with the required passion, while strictly adhering to the paragraph/sentence constraints. I'll mention the title's premise, the frenetic nature, the buff frog, the tongue mechanic, and the arcade/fighting genre vibe. I'll keep it tight.
Let's draft carefully, counting sentences per paragraph (4-8).
Paragraph 1: Focus on the game's premise, the buff frog, the frenetic action, and why it's exciting. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 2: Focus on the mechanics (punching, dodging the tongue), the arcade feel, and why it stands out in the current dev scene. (4-8 sentences)
Paragraph 3: Wrap up with platform/release info (if known, or keep it general but passionate), and call to action. (4-8 sentences)
I need to make sure I don't invent specific dates/prices since the source has none, but I'll frame it around what's given. Actually, I can mention that it's a frenetic arcade-style fighter that perfectly captures that "one more round" energy, and I'll keep the tone super hyped. I'll strictly follow the 1-3 paragraph rule and 4-8 sentence rule.
Let's count sentences carefully.
P1: Have you ever wanted to step into an arcade cabinet that was clearly built by a mad scientist who only had one inspiration: a heavily muscular amphibian? BREKEKEKEX is here to deliver exactly that chaotic, pulse-pounding experience, and I am absolutely losing my mind over how perfectly