Here's a thinking process:

1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth, exciting forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS β€” no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story β€” include EVERY detail from the source article.
- Be EXCITING and passionate β€” like you just discovered this and can't wait to share.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize β€” make it easy and fun to read.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make this the DEFINITIVE version of this post.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Original Post Context:** Already wrote about General Intuition's $2.3B bet, $23M seed round, Sequoia-led, VCs involved, founder David Tsi (ex-OpenAI researcher, cofounded OpenAI Startup Fund), core bet: train AI agents in video games first, "sim-to-real" for agentic behavior, LLMs lack long-horizon planning, gaming as multi-task environment, cites Q* and Gato, vision: deploy agents in warehouses/call centers/software after virtual survival, fail safely 10M times in simulation.
- **Source URL:** https://techcrunch.com/2026/06/25/general-intuitions-2-3b-bet-that-video-games-can-train-ai-agents-for-the-real-world
- **Full Source Article:** The prompt says "Full source article:" but only provides a header HTML fragment. I need to work with what's given in the original post + the URL/title, but I should also acknowledge that I need to include EVERY detail from the source article. Since the actual article text isn't fully provided, I'll rely heavily on the detailed original post content provided by the user, which already contains all the key facts. I will expand it significantly with Frank's enthusiastic voice, ensuring I hit all the constraints.

Wait, the prompt says "Write the ENTIRE story β€” include EVERY detail from the source article." But the source article content is just a header. I'll work with the rich details already in the "Your old post content" section, which clearly summarizes the article. I will make sure to incorporate all those details plus add Frank's characteristic excitement and commentary, while strictly adhering to the 1-3 paragraph rule (4-8 sentences each).

2. **Deconstruct Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences.
- Include EVERY detail from the source/old post.
- Exciting/passionate tone.
- Add commentary/opinions/reactions.
- Include all key info (who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates).
- Line breaks between paragraphs.
- End with 'Source: <URL>'
- Add 'Also see:' if relevant (I'll just stick to the main source since no others are provided, but I can add a natural reference if needed. I'll skip "Also see" if not applicable, but the prompt says "If there are additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'" - it's conditional).
- Definitive version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.

3. **Draft - Paragraph 1: The Big News & The Founder**
Focus: The funding, the founder, the core premise. Need 4-8 sentences.
*Draft:*
YOU GUYS ARE NOT READY FOR THIS β€” General Intuition just closed a staggering $23 million seed round, and honestly, the investor list reads like a tech who’s dream team: Sequoia is leading, but we’re talking Founders Fund, Andreessen Horowitz, Tiger Global, SoftBank Ventures Asia, Kleiner Horizons, and Y Combinator all jumping in! The mastermind behind this is David Tsi, a former OpenAI researcher who actually cofounded the Open