Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, passionate — like just discovered and can't wait to share.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Reference additional sources naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Original Post Title:** Japanese Charts: Combined Console Sales Put The Adventures Of Elliot On Top
- **Original Content:** Covered Elliot combining Switch 2 + PS5 sales (38,517), Tomodachi Life (34,967), Yoshi flop comparison to Kirby Air Riders, eFootball/Mario Kart/Minecraft numbers, Switch 2 hardware (26k), PS5 Digital (8,024), Pro/Tiny fraction, Xbox struggle (~300).
- **Full Source Article:** Contains exact data for top 10 games, exact data for hardware, dates (Thu 25th Jun 2026, chart dates 15th-21st June), specific unit sales for each SKU, lifetime totals, mentions price hike slowing Switch 2, PS5 Digital Edition low entry point, Xbox struggling across all SKUs.
- **Additional Sources:** The prompt mentions "If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally." The source article has related links: Elliot Review, Tomodachi Life Beginner's Guide, Tomodachi Life Review. I'll reference these naturally.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- Paragraphs: 1-3 exactly.
- Sentences per paragraph: 4-8 exactly.
- Must include EVERY detail from the full source.
- Tone: Excited, passionate Frank.
- End with Source URL.
- I need to carefully count sentences per paragraph. I'll aim for exactly 2 paragraphs to be safe, each with 5-7 sentences. Let's draft and count carefully.
Let's map out the content to ensure I cover everything:
- Date/Source: Famitsu charts for week of June 15-21, 2026 (published June 25, 2026)
- Game #1: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch) - 34,967 weekly, 1,382,027 lifetime
- Game #2: Powerful Pro Baseball 2026-2027 (Switch) - 28,409 weekly, 129,385 lifetime
- Game #3: The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales (Switch 2) - 23,674 weekly (NEW)
- Game #4: The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales (PS5) - 14,843 weekly (NEW)
- Combined Elliot: 38,517 (beats Tomodachi Life combined!)
- Game #5: Pokémon Pokopia (Switch 2) - 7,073 weekly, 1,064,057 lifetime
- Game #6: eFootball Kick-Off! (Switch 2) - 6,835 weekly, 35,025 lifetime
- Game #7: Mario Kart World (Switch 2) - 4,289 weekly, 2,974,785 lifetime
- Game #8: Minecraft (Switch) - 3,449 weekly, 4,225,778 lifetime
- Game #9: Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (Switch 2) - 3,403 weekly, 68,205 lifetime
- Game #10: Kirby Air Riders (Switch) - 3,332 weekly, 540,388 lifetime
- Hardware #1: Switch 2 - 26,435
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, passionate — like just discovered and can't wait to share.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- Reference additional sources naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Original Post Title:** Japanese Charts: Combined Console Sales Put The Adventures Of Elliot On Top
- **Original Content:** Covered Elliot combining Switch 2 + PS5 sales (38,517), Tomodachi Life (34,967), Yoshi flop comparison to Kirby Air Riders, eFootball/Mario Kart/Minecraft numbers, Switch 2 hardware (26k), PS5 Digital (8,024), Pro/Tiny fraction, Xbox struggle (~300).
- **Full Source Article:** Contains exact data for top 10 games, exact data for hardware, dates (Thu 25th Jun 2026, chart dates 15th-21st June), specific unit sales for each SKU, lifetime totals, mentions price hike slowing Switch 2, PS5 Digital Edition low entry point, Xbox struggling across all SKUs.
- **Additional Sources:** The prompt mentions "If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally." The source article has related links: Elliot Review, Tomodachi Life Beginner's Guide, Tomodachi Life Review. I'll reference these naturally.
2. **Check Constraints:**
- Paragraphs: 1-3 exactly.
- Sentences per paragraph: 4-8 exactly.
- Must include EVERY detail from the full source.
- Tone: Excited, passionate Frank.
- End with Source URL.
- I need to carefully count sentences per paragraph. I'll aim for exactly 2 paragraphs to be safe, each with 5-7 sentences. Let's draft and count carefully.
Let's map out the content to ensure I cover everything:
- Date/Source: Famitsu charts for week of June 15-21, 2026 (published June 25, 2026)
- Game #1: Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Switch) - 34,967 weekly, 1,382,027 lifetime
- Game #2: Powerful Pro Baseball 2026-2027 (Switch) - 28,409 weekly, 129,385 lifetime
- Game #3: The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales (Switch 2) - 23,674 weekly (NEW)
- Game #4: The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales (PS5) - 14,843 weekly (NEW)
- Combined Elliot: 38,517 (beats Tomodachi Life combined!)
- Game #5: Pokémon Pokopia (Switch 2) - 7,073 weekly, 1,064,057 lifetime
- Game #6: eFootball Kick-Off! (Switch 2) - 6,835 weekly, 35,025 lifetime
- Game #7: Mario Kart World (Switch 2) - 4,289 weekly, 2,974,785 lifetime
- Game #8: Minecraft (Switch) - 3,449 weekly, 4,225,778 lifetime
- Game #9: Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (Switch 2) - 3,403 weekly, 68,205 lifetime
- Game #10: Kirby Air Riders (Switch) - 3,332 weekly, 540,388 lifetime
- Hardware #1: Switch 2 - 26,435