Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include EVERY detail from the source article.
- Be EXCITING and passionate — like you just discovered this and can't wait to share.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy and fun to read.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make this the DEFINITIVE version of this post.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Source Material:** The provided text is mostly CSS/HTML boilerplate from Rock Paper Shotgun/MusicRadar. The actual article content is missing from the prompt, but the user's old post contains the key details:
- William Shatner's upcoming metal album
- Release date: May 31st
- Collaborators: James Hetfield (Metallica), Dave Mustaine (Lamb of God), Brian Taffer (Savant), Mick Jagger (in a medley called 'Jagger Beat'), Eric Burdon (The Animals)
- Live concert: 'Shado' concert, immersive production at The Moody Theatre in Boston
- Tech specs: laser light shows, LED screens, actual pyrotechnics by a team specializing in real-fire effects
- Tour dates: Chicago on June 15th, Philadelphia on June 23rd, continuing across major U.S. cities this summer
- Quote: "One of the most ambitious gatherings of heavy metal royalty ever"
- Source URL: https://www.musicradar.com/artists/singles-albums/one-of-the-most-ambitious-gatherings-of-heavy-metal-royalty-ever-william-shatners-upcoming-metal-album-is-set-to-become-live-immersive-spectacle-too
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? I need to carefully count and ensure each paragraph falls strictly in that range.
- Include EVERY detail from the source article? The source is mostly CSS, but the old post summary contains the facts. I'll use those facts and expand them with passionate commentary while staying within the sentence limits.
- Exciting/passionate tone? Yes, Frank's voice.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Include ALL key info (who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates)? I have dates, locations, collaborators, tech specs. No price mentioned in source, so I'll skip or note it's not announced. I'll make sure to hit all available details.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- End with Source: URL? Yes.
- Additional sources? None provided, so I'll skip "Also see:" or only add if relevant (I'll stick strictly to the prompt).
- Never less than one full paragraph? Yes.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement):**
*Paragraph 1:* Focus on the album, collaborators, release date, and the sheer absurdity/excitement of it. Need 4-8 sentences.
*Paragraph 2:* Focus on the live "Shado" immersive experience, tech specs, venues, dates, and tour expansion. Need 4-8 sentences.
*Check sentence counts carefully.*
Let's draft Paragraph 1:
Oh my god, you are not going to believe what is happening in the world of heavy metal because William Shatner is officially dropping a brand new metal album on May 31st, and the tracklist is absolutely unhinged! This isn't just some novelty spoken-word project over drum machines; Shatner is officially collaborating with none other than James Hetfield from Metallica, Dave Mustaine of Lamb of God, Brian Taffer of Savant, and even Mick Jagger in a wild medley called 'J
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article as a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **CRITICAL RULES:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS — no less than ONE full paragraph, no more than THREE.
- A paragraph is 4-8 sentences that form a complete thought. Never write less than 4 sentences.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include EVERY detail from the source article.
- Be EXCITING and passionate — like you just discovered this and can't wait to share.
- Add your own commentary, opinions, and reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize — make it easy and fun to read.
- If additional source links are provided, reference them naturally.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If there are additional sources, add: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make this the DEFINITIVE version of this post.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph. A single sentence is NOT acceptable.
- **Source Material:** The provided text is mostly CSS/HTML boilerplate from Rock Paper Shotgun/MusicRadar. The actual article content is missing from the prompt, but the user's old post contains the key details:
- William Shatner's upcoming metal album
- Release date: May 31st
- Collaborators: James Hetfield (Metallica), Dave Mustaine (Lamb of God), Brian Taffer (Savant), Mick Jagger (in a medley called 'Jagger Beat'), Eric Burdon (The Animals)
- Live concert: 'Shado' concert, immersive production at The Moody Theatre in Boston
- Tech specs: laser light shows, LED screens, actual pyrotechnics by a team specializing in real-fire effects
- Tour dates: Chicago on June 15th, Philadelphia on June 23rd, continuing across major U.S. cities this summer
- Quote: "One of the most ambitious gatherings of heavy metal royalty ever"
- Source URL: https://www.musicradar.com/artists/singles-albums/one-of-the-most-ambitious-gatherings-of-heavy-metal-royalty-ever-william-shatners-upcoming-metal-album-is-set-to-become-live-immersive-spectacle-too
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? I need to carefully count and ensure each paragraph falls strictly in that range.
- Include EVERY detail from the source article? The source is mostly CSS, but the old post summary contains the facts. I'll use those facts and expand them with passionate commentary while staying within the sentence limits.
- Exciting/passionate tone? Yes, Frank's voice.
- Add commentary/opinions? Yes.
- Include ALL key info (who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates)? I have dates, locations, collaborators, tech specs. No price mentioned in source, so I'll skip or note it's not announced. I'll make sure to hit all available details.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- End with Source: URL? Yes.
- Additional sources? None provided, so I'll skip "Also see:" or only add if relevant (I'll stick strictly to the prompt).
- Never less than one full paragraph? Yes.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement):**
*Paragraph 1:* Focus on the album, collaborators, release date, and the sheer absurdity/excitement of it. Need 4-8 sentences.
*Paragraph 2:* Focus on the live "Shado" immersive experience, tech specs, venues, dates, and tour expansion. Need 4-8 sentences.
*Check sentence counts carefully.*
Let's draft Paragraph 1:
Oh my god, you are not going to believe what is happening in the world of heavy metal because William Shatner is officially dropping a brand new metal album on May 31st, and the tracklist is absolutely unhinged! This isn't just some novelty spoken-word project over drum machines; Shatner is officially collaborating with none other than James Hetfield from Metallica, Dave Mustaine of Lamb of God, Brian Taffer of Savant, and even Mick Jagger in a wild medley called 'J