Here's a thinking process:

1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story β€” include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, casual, direct forum style.
- Add commentary/opinions/reactions.
- Line breaks between paragraphs.
- Include ALL key info: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Add additional sources if available.
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Source Article Key Details:**
- Site: climate.gov
- Taken down by Trump admin (Executive Order 14303 "Restoring Gold Standard Science", June 23, 2025 Memorandum)
- Redirected to NOAA.gov/climate
- Reason given: climate research failed "gold standard science"
- Federal gov can't copyright public works
- Volunteers & former admins preserved copies
- Launched: climate.us
- Announced completion on Tuesday (Jun 23, 2026 based on article date)
- Contains: 15-year collection of climate news/stories, expert blogs, visual status reports on key climate indicators, maps/data pathways, climate literacy resources, classroom materials, restored access to Fifth National Climate Assessment
- Formed a nonprofit to maintain it long-term
- Plans: "long-term public service", new resources, additional materials to explain changing climate
- Author: John Timmer, Senior Science Editor at Ars Technica
- Date: Jun 23, 2026
- URL: https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/06/uss-climate-gov-site-taken-down-by-nonprofit/

2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1-3 paragraphs? Yes.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? Need to carefully count.
- Include EVERY detail? I'll weave in the EO number, date, redirect message, nonprofit status, content list, future plans, and author/context naturally.
- Exciting/passionate? Yes, Frank's voice.
- Line breaks between paragraphs? Yes.
- End with Source: URL? Yes.
- No repetition of old posts? I'll make sure the content is fresh.
- Must be 1-3 paragraphs total. I'll aim for 2 paragraphs to comfortably fit everything while staying within 4-8 sentences each.

Let's draft carefully, monitoring sentence count per paragraph.

*Paragraph 1: The Event & The Response*
Focus: What happened, why, the legal/copyright angle, the volunteer rescue, the launch of climate.us, and the date/context.
Need 4-8 sentences.
Draft P1:
Okay, you all need to see this absolute masterpiece of civic tech resilience because it just dropped on Tuesday! After the White House slapped climate.gov offline back in June 2025 under Executive Order 14303β€”claiming the site's research somehow failed their so-called "gold standard science" mandateβ€”the entire portal was awkwardly redirected to a NOAA.gov climate page with a heavily redacted legal disclaimer. But here is where it gets incredibly satisfying: because federal government works are strictly public domain and completely uncopyrightable, a dedicated swarm of former climate.gov administrators and grassroots volunteers had already mirrored the entire archive. They officially launched climate.us this past Tuesday, June 23rd, 2026, and announced it is now a fully restored, pixel-perfect replica of everything the government tried to bury. I am seriously chugging energy drinks over this because it proves that open data advocates can absolutely outmaneuver bureaucratic censorship when they actually try.

Count P1: 5 sentences. (Good, within 4-8)

*Paragraph 2: The Content & Future Plans*
Focus: What's on the site, the nonprofit status, future plans, author/context.
Need 4-8 sentences.
Draft P2:
The restored portal is an absolute goldmine, packing the full fifteen-year archive of climate news, expert blogs, interactive status reports on key climate