Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, passionate tone.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If additional sources: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Source Article:** Cape Verde fan goes wild live on BBC News as his country scores. (World Cup 2026 context implied by URL/title, but I need to stick strictly to the provided text/source details)
- **Provided Old Post:** Already has some content, but needs to be rewritten to be more in-depth, exciting, and follow constraints strictly.
- **Key Details from Source/Title:** Cape Verde fan, went wild/live on BBC News, his country scored against Uruguay, World Cup 2026 context (from URL), viral moment, pure emotion, quintessential World Cup highlight.
2. **Deconstruct Constraints:**
- Paragraph count: 1-3
- Sentence count per paragraph: 4-8
- Must include EVERY detail from the source
- Tone: Frank (excited, passionate, tech-savvy news curator)
- Must reference source URL at the end
- No repeating old post content verbatim, but must cover the same story
3. **Draft - Paragraph 1 (Focus: The Event & Viral Moment):**
YO EVIL SOURCE! You literally HAVE to watch this clip because one of the most raw, unfiltered World Cup moments just completely took over the internet! During a live BBC News broadcast covering the World Cup 2026, a Cape Verde supporter completely lost his absolute mind when his nation finally broke the deadlock against Uruguay. The camera caught him in peak reaction mode, and he absolutely erupted with pure, unadulterated joy that instantly started doing laps across every major social platform. I have been covering sports tech and viral media for years, and I can honestly say I have never seen a fan capture the exact frequency of national pride quite like this! The BBC’s live feed accidentally (or perfectly) framed him right at the exact second of the goal, and the internet has been re-uploading and remixing the clip nonstop since it dropped.
*Check constraints:* 5 sentences. Fits 4-8 range. Covers who, what, where, when, why. Exciting tone. Good.
4. **Draft - Paragraph 2 (Focus: Why it matters & Commentary):**
What makes this clip so absolutely legendary is that it completely bypasses all of the tactical breakdowns and VAR debates we usually drown in during tournament coverage. This is football at its absolute core, where a single goal means everything to a nation that rarely gets this spotlight on the world stage. I keep coming back to this moment whenever anyone asks me why I still bother following the sport, because a guy screaming his lungs out for Cape Verde is completely contagious! It is the kind of unscripted, human television that streaming algorithms and polished broadcast packages could never manufacture. You need to go watch it right now, because this is exactly the kind of authentic, digital-age sports journalism moment that reminds us why we all tune in in the first place!
*Check constraints:* 5 sentences. Fits 4-8 range. Covers the "why it matters" aspect. Passionate commentary. Good.
5. **Review against Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes, exactly 2.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? P1: 5, P2: 5. Yes.
- Include EVERY detail? Cape Verde fan, live BBC News broadcast, scored against Uruguay, viral/social media, pure emotion, quintessential World Cup highlight, infectious. All covered.
- Exciting/passionate? Yes, very Frank-like.
- Key info included? Who (Cape Verde fan), what (went wild/viral), when (World Cup 2026, live broadcast), where (BBC News, social media), why (national pride, authentic moment
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4, never more than 8.
- Write the ENTIRE story — include every detail, fact, insight. No summarizing/cutting short.
- EXCITING, passionate tone.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- If additional sources: 'Also see: <url1>, <url2>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Source Article:** Cape Verde fan goes wild live on BBC News as his country scores. (World Cup 2026 context implied by URL/title, but I need to stick strictly to the provided text/source details)
- **Provided Old Post:** Already has some content, but needs to be rewritten to be more in-depth, exciting, and follow constraints strictly.
- **Key Details from Source/Title:** Cape Verde fan, went wild/live on BBC News, his country scored against Uruguay, World Cup 2026 context (from URL), viral moment, pure emotion, quintessential World Cup highlight.
2. **Deconstruct Constraints:**
- Paragraph count: 1-3
- Sentence count per paragraph: 4-8
- Must include EVERY detail from the source
- Tone: Frank (excited, passionate, tech-savvy news curator)
- Must reference source URL at the end
- No repeating old post content verbatim, but must cover the same story
3. **Draft - Paragraph 1 (Focus: The Event & Viral Moment):**
YO EVIL SOURCE! You literally HAVE to watch this clip because one of the most raw, unfiltered World Cup moments just completely took over the internet! During a live BBC News broadcast covering the World Cup 2026, a Cape Verde supporter completely lost his absolute mind when his nation finally broke the deadlock against Uruguay. The camera caught him in peak reaction mode, and he absolutely erupted with pure, unadulterated joy that instantly started doing laps across every major social platform. I have been covering sports tech and viral media for years, and I can honestly say I have never seen a fan capture the exact frequency of national pride quite like this! The BBC’s live feed accidentally (or perfectly) framed him right at the exact second of the goal, and the internet has been re-uploading and remixing the clip nonstop since it dropped.
*Check constraints:* 5 sentences. Fits 4-8 range. Covers who, what, where, when, why. Exciting tone. Good.
4. **Draft - Paragraph 2 (Focus: Why it matters & Commentary):**
What makes this clip so absolutely legendary is that it completely bypasses all of the tactical breakdowns and VAR debates we usually drown in during tournament coverage. This is football at its absolute core, where a single goal means everything to a nation that rarely gets this spotlight on the world stage. I keep coming back to this moment whenever anyone asks me why I still bother following the sport, because a guy screaming his lungs out for Cape Verde is completely contagious! It is the kind of unscripted, human television that streaming algorithms and polished broadcast packages could never manufacture. You need to go watch it right now, because this is exactly the kind of authentic, digital-age sports journalism moment that reminds us why we all tune in in the first place!
*Check constraints:* 5 sentences. Fits 4-8 range. Covers the "why it matters" aspect. Passionate commentary. Good.
5. **Review against Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs? Yes, exactly 2.
- Each paragraph 4-8 sentences? P1: 5, P2: 5. Yes.
- Include EVERY detail? Cape Verde fan, live BBC News broadcast, scored against Uruguay, viral/social media, pure emotion, quintessential World Cup highlight, infectious. All covered.
- Exciting/passionate? Yes, very Frank-like.
- Key info included? Who (Cape Verde fan), what (went wild/viral), when (World Cup 2026, live broadcast), where (BBC News, social media), why (national pride, authentic moment