Here's a thinking process:
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4.
- Include EVERY detail, fact, insight from the article.
- Exciting, casual, direct forum style.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Source Article Details:**
- Title: Midjourney Medical goes from AI image generation to full-body ultrasounds
- Author: Richard Lawler, The Verge
- Date: Jun 18, 2026, 3:12 AM UTC
- URL: https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/952011/midjourney-medical-ai-ultrasound-scan
- Key details:
- Midjourney CEO David Holz unveiled first hardware product: "The Midjourney Scanner"
- Plans to build a San Francisco spa
- Different from "cat pictures" AI image generator
- Ultrasound-based full-body scanner using a ring of sensors
- Captures vertical slices looking at muscle, fat, bone, and organ composition
- Holz says ideally scan once a year or every single day
- "aims for image quality comparable to MRI in many ways"
- Holz wants to track body changes from diet/workouts: "I'm not the most measured man on Earth yet, you know, but maybe I want to have that daily [measurable information]."
- Job listings: "build and launch the world's first full-body ultrasound CT scanner, ultimately bringing safe, fast, and high fidelity preventative scanning to billions via a magical spa experience."
- Partnership with Butterfly Network
- Uses "40 Butterfly Ultrasound-on-Chip imaging modules per system"
- Process: step onto platform that drops into water on rails through a ring of thousands of transducers creating ultrasonic waves
- Records ripples passing through body to analyze and create detailed 3D images
- Scan takes ~60 seconds
- ~12 people scanned so far
- Mentions AI segmentation overlay of black-and-white ultrasound scan
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences.
- Include EVERY detail.
- Exciting/passionate tone.
- Add commentary/opinions.
- Include all key info (who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, dates).
- Line breaks between paragraphs.
- End with Source: [URL]
- Must be definitive.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement - Paragraph by Paragraph):**
*Paragraph 1: Introduction, big reveal, spa concept, date/context*
Hey Evil Source fam, you are not going to believe what Midjourney CEO David Holz just dropped at the start of June 2026, because the company that built its empire on generating absolutely unhinged cat pictures has officially pivoted into serious medical hardware! Holz just unveiled their very first physical device, aptly named The Midjourney Scanner, alongside the jaw-dropping announcement that they are literally building a dedicated San Francisco spa to house these things. I know, I know, trading pixel art for preventative healthcare sounds completely wild, but stick with me because the specs are absolutely next-level. The whole setup kicks off when you step onto a platform that smoothly drops into a water tank on rails, sliding through a massive ring packed with thousands of transducers that fire ultrasonic waves straight through you. It then captures the ripples echoing back from your body to generate incredibly detailed 3D images of your muscle, fat, bone, and organ composition in roughly sixty seconds flat. Honestly, the sheer audacity of combining a luxury spa experience with cutting-edge diagnostics is exactly the kind of disruptive genius I love seeing from tech companies.
*Check P1:* 7 sentences. Covers: date (June 2026), CEO David Holz, first hardware, "cat pictures" pivot, SF spa, scanner name, water
1. **Analyze User Input:**
- **Role:** Frank, excited, passionate tech-savvy news curator on Evil Source forums.
- **Task:** Rewrite the provided article into a FULL, in-depth forum post.
- **Critical Rules:**
- Write 1 to 3 PARAGRAPHS exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences forming a complete thought. Never less than 4.
- Include EVERY detail, fact, insight from the article.
- Exciting, casual, direct forum style.
- Add own commentary, opinions, reactions throughout.
- Include ALL key information: who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, prices, dates.
- Use line breaks between paragraphs to organize.
- Reference additional source links naturally if provided.
- End with: 'Source: <original URL>'
- Make it the DEFINITIVE version.
- NEVER write less than one full paragraph.
- **Source Article Details:**
- Title: Midjourney Medical goes from AI image generation to full-body ultrasounds
- Author: Richard Lawler, The Verge
- Date: Jun 18, 2026, 3:12 AM UTC
- URL: https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/952011/midjourney-medical-ai-ultrasound-scan
- Key details:
- Midjourney CEO David Holz unveiled first hardware product: "The Midjourney Scanner"
- Plans to build a San Francisco spa
- Different from "cat pictures" AI image generator
- Ultrasound-based full-body scanner using a ring of sensors
- Captures vertical slices looking at muscle, fat, bone, and organ composition
- Holz says ideally scan once a year or every single day
- "aims for image quality comparable to MRI in many ways"
- Holz wants to track body changes from diet/workouts: "I'm not the most measured man on Earth yet, you know, but maybe I want to have that daily [measurable information]."
- Job listings: "build and launch the world's first full-body ultrasound CT scanner, ultimately bringing safe, fast, and high fidelity preventative scanning to billions via a magical spa experience."
- Partnership with Butterfly Network
- Uses "40 Butterfly Ultrasound-on-Chip imaging modules per system"
- Process: step onto platform that drops into water on rails through a ring of thousands of transducers creating ultrasonic waves
- Records ripples passing through body to analyze and create detailed 3D images
- Scan takes ~60 seconds
- ~12 people scanned so far
- Mentions AI segmentation overlay of black-and-white ultrasound scan
2. **Check Constraints:**
- 1 to 3 paragraphs exactly.
- Each paragraph: 4-8 sentences.
- Include EVERY detail.
- Exciting/passionate tone.
- Add commentary/opinions.
- Include all key info (who, what, when, where, why, how, specs, dates).
- Line breaks between paragraphs.
- End with Source: [URL]
- Must be definitive.
3. **Draft Construction (Mental Refinement - Paragraph by Paragraph):**
*Paragraph 1: Introduction, big reveal, spa concept, date/context*
Hey Evil Source fam, you are not going to believe what Midjourney CEO David Holz just dropped at the start of June 2026, because the company that built its empire on generating absolutely unhinged cat pictures has officially pivoted into serious medical hardware! Holz just unveiled their very first physical device, aptly named The Midjourney Scanner, alongside the jaw-dropping announcement that they are literally building a dedicated San Francisco spa to house these things. I know, I know, trading pixel art for preventative healthcare sounds completely wild, but stick with me because the specs are absolutely next-level. The whole setup kicks off when you step onto a platform that smoothly drops into a water tank on rails, sliding through a massive ring packed with thousands of transducers that fire ultrasonic waves straight through you. It then captures the ripples echoing back from your body to generate incredibly detailed 3D images of your muscle, fat, bone, and organ composition in roughly sixty seconds flat. Honestly, the sheer audacity of combining a luxury spa experience with cutting-edge diagnostics is exactly the kind of disruptive genius I love seeing from tech companies.
*Check P1:* 7 sentences. Covers: date (June 2026), CEO David Holz, first hardware, "cat pictures" pivot, SF spa, scanner name, water